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This is a pretty good website for looking at fake food, but the real humor is in the testimonial section 

 

https://www.displayfakefoods.com/store/pc/viewContent.asp?idpage=3

 

I JUST RECEIVED MY 6 BANANA CUPCAKES AND I AM IN LOVE WITH THEM. SUCH QUALITY!!!! I WANTED THESE FOREVER AND NOW OWN THEM. CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THEM . WILL BE BACK FOR MOR PRODUCTS. THANK YOU TO YOU AND ROSA. SHE HELPED ME ALOT!!!!! MANY THANKS, TERRY

 

JUST RECEIVED THE REPLACEMENT COOKIE,S THAT WAS DEFECTIVE. I AM PROUD OF YOUR SERVICE,HONESTY AND RESPECT FOR MY PATRONAGE. ITS THESE QUALITYS THAT YOU AND YOUR COMPANY WILL CONTINUE TO BE AWARDED MY BUSINESS FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lawrence

 

We just got the Hot Dog trophy and it looks good enough to eat. We hope somebody doesn't make this mistake during our Hot Dog Run next week. Thank you so much! Brian

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i had an intense, brief moment of "oh no.... the spam robots found the secret forum" when i opened up the index just now

:cheeryskeleton:

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damn... nice find

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"I just wanted to say
that I received
my order last week (a single fig),

exactly when you said
it would arrive, and I
was impressed"

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2 hours ago, tombo said:

damn... nice find

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tombo you have a good eye for dollops

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2 hours ago, splendorr said:

"I just wanted to say
that I received
my order last week (a single fig),

exactly when you said
it would arrive, and I
was impressed"

post of the day

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43 minutes ago, soaplitz said:

so is this raw chicken

to the tune of :lala: "so this is christmas" :lala:

:lala: "and what have you done" :lala:

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2 hours ago, soaplitz said:

so is this raw chicken

:copcar: :roadblock: BAD JOKE WARNING :roadblock: :copcar: 

this is clearly a dollop of cream cheese or mayonnaise. raw chicken is not, by default, in a gooey liquid form. to quote BANE from THE DARK KNIGHT RISES: that comes later.

this is a warning. carry on :cop:

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i came back just cause Sennett said there was a post here i’d like and i

i’m not disappointed 

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6 minutes ago, flippityk said:

i came back just cause Sennett said there was a post here i’d like and i

i’m not disappointed 

please don't leave us again :-(

there are multiple posts in multiple threads mourning your disappearance

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30 minutes ago, starsailor said:

please don't leave us again :-(

there are multiple posts in multiple threads mourning your disappearance

don’t worry. this is the kind of content that brings me to donut secret house dot co

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1 hour ago, starsailor said:

:copcar: :roadblock: BAD JOKE WARNING :roadblock: :copcar: 

this is clearly a dollop of cream cheese or mayonnaise. raw chicken is not, by default, in a gooey liquid form. to quote BANE from THE DARK KNIGHT RISES: that comes later.

this is a warning. carry on :cop:

but mayonnaise or cream cheese is white and this “dollop” has a strong pink hue :hmph:

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7 minutes ago, soaplitz said:

but mayonnaise or cream cheese is white and this “dollop” has a strong pink hue :hmph:

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take it up with www.displayfakefoods.com buddy

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7 hours ago, tombo said:

 2267-md.jpg 

did anyone else notice the 0 dollar bill on the right has a picture of obama smoking a cigarette on it

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19 minutes ago, starsailor said:

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take it up with www.displayfakefoods.com buddy

ugh!! i've been hoodwinked 

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is anyone else taken aback by how EXPENSIVE these all are? 

for $9.50 i'd fully expect cream cheese that doesn't look like it's been sitting in the sun long enough to develop a suspicious shiny peach pink crust, , , 

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8 minutes ago, soaplitz said:

ugh!! i've been hoodwinked 

actually it seems to me that you've been straight up cream cheese'd into oblivion

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7 minutes ago, flippityk said:

for $9.50 i'd fully expect cream cheese that doesn't look like it's been sitting in the sun long enough to develop a suspicious shiny peach pink crust, , , 

thanks for being on my side here kendra lol

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40 minutes ago, starsailor said:

did anyone else notice the 0 dollar bill on the right has a picture of obama smoking a cigarette on it

oh WHOA

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20 minutes ago, soaplitz said:

thanks for being on my side here kendra lol

:hmph: :hmph: <- us

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