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Just now, starsailor said:

mmmmm. i sure do love taurine. it's my favorite amino acid

dude let's launch a new ninja turtles ripoff where some fucking gamers drink a mysterious energy drink and turned into hypertrophied pangolins or some shit, and their names are Taurine! Guarana! Benzedrine ("but everybody calls me Bennie")! And: Coronary!!!

i didn't even finish typing that before i hated my own mind so much i want to lay down

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14 minutes ago, splendorr said:

dude let's launch a new ninja turtles ripoff where some fucking gamers drink a mysterious energy drink and turned into hypertrophied pangolins or some shit, and their names are Taurine! Guarana! Benzedrine ("but everybody calls me Bennie")! And: Coronary!!!

i didn't even finish typing that before i hated my own mind so much i want to lay down

sounds like you need some KILLER GRAPE TAURINE JUICE to pep up dude :moon:

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1 hour ago, starsailor said:

also . . . more like revoltING!!!!!!

replete with meme mispelling

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2 minutes ago, CoffinJerk said:

replete with meme mispelling

this got me slow-build-chortlin at my workstation

50 points to coffindoor

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11 minutes ago, CoffinJerk said:

replete with meme mispelling

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is this a low-hanging fruit joke

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13 minutes ago, starsailor said:

is this a low-hanging fruit joke

'tis. But did you mean it was a low-hanging fruit low hanging-fruit joke?

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Speaking of fruit on the floor, when I was in Sydney with Skip, he and I picked these good-looking kumquats off the ground from my parents' front yard and ate them, and they were pretty good, and a little later my mom said, "Oh yeah make sure you don't eat the kumquats from the ground, they're bad."

 

 

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1 hour ago, Tracey said:

Speaking of fruit on the floor, when I was in Sydney with Skip, he and I picked these good-looking kumquats off the ground from my parents' front yard and ate them, and they were pretty good, and a little later my mom said, "Oh yeah make sure you don't eat the kumquats from the ground, they're bad."

 

 

sounds like y'all was a coupla DUMquats :moon::milde:

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This is almost like Trixie and her mom. Only her mom just let Indiana gulp down them dates.

I should really have Sallah screen my online dating choices. - Imgur.gif

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6 minutes ago, CoffinJerk said:

This is almost like Trixie and her mom. Only her mom just let Indiana gulp down them dates.

I should really have Sallah screen my online dating choices. - Imgur.gif

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hey mccune do you think homie was actually sippin rockstar killer grape out of the holy grail

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6 minutes ago, starsailor said:

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hey mccune do you think homie was actually sippin rockstar killer grape out of the holy grail

NICE (and hell yeah)

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1 minute ago, starsailor said:

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oh shit i found this still from a deleted scene

God Tier

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1 minute ago, splendorr said:

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my favorite scene from raiders of the lost star

holy shit splendorr

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Just now, starsailor said:

holy shit splendorr

dude holy shit to you, you puttin' two hats on indiana genius

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7 minutes ago, starsailor said:

holy shit splendorr

Yup. What's higher than God Tier?

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2 minutes ago, splendorr said:

IM DYIN :blehboo:

i like the idea that ROCKSTAR KILLER GRAPE is USA BABY and squirt is for nazi filth

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1 minute ago, starsailor said:

i like the idea that ROCKSTAR KILLER GRAPE is USA BABY and squirt is for nazi filth

yes it rules. the fuuuuuucken PATCH

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3 minutes ago, splendorr said:

yes it rules. the fuuuuuucken PATCH

:secrethouse: LOVE :secrethouse: DONUT :secrethouse: SECRET :secrethouse: HOUSE

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this is a live update from a conference about Corporate Social Responsibility i am attending today

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